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Spoiler Alert: Something is definitely rising in this film.
The Dark Knight Rises - A Fire Will Rise
- Release by Warner Bros
Headlines:
- The Dark Knight rises above limbo contest. Possibly kicks birthday girl in the face.
- The Avengers reach eleventy billion dollars at box office.
(Source: cannabinomad)
Clothing Retailer Announces New Kitty Return Policy
International fashion brand Zara has announced that returns of on sale kitties will now be accepted for store credit for up to 30 days after purchase, as long as the cats remain in wearable condition. Previously, discounted kitty sales were final and no returns were accepted. As always, cats not on sale can be returned for a full refund for up to 45 days following purchase.
“This is a fabulous policy change,” said consumer advocate and kitty fashion expert Olga Wexler. ”I applaud Zara for making this consumer-friendly decision.”
Via El Guanche.
Oh! Looks like audrey!
Jenkins’ mother was an odd bird, and he had never paid much attention to her when she said (as, rather worryingly, she often did) that it was “better to be Admiral of a box than Captain of a basket.”
Darth Vader and Batman Face Off on the Subway
Oh no, if Vader force-chokes Batman his voice will be all raspy.